Thursday, 20 March 2014

Incredible India's barely credible politics




Well, this is the first time I’m writing something on politics. Last night I was watching news on TV, and all the news channels had political stories on them. I have recently developed a taste about politics (p.s. that doesn’t mean I like politics) as I find it interesting and hilarious at times. The best thing about Indian politics is that it is open for all. Regardless of your age, sex and caste (I suppose), you can be a politician. The most startling thing was when I googled “What is the retirement age of politicians in India?”, and Google said there is still a debate going on for that. One of the young congressmen, Sachin Pilot said the trend everywhere is catch them young. Why exclude politicians?  If there had been any slogan for Indian politics in particular, then what would it be? Any guesses? Well yes, “OLD IS GOLD”.

In fact now a day the tickets for fighting an election are given to whoever asks for it. Lately, Raju Srivastava (Comedian) joined the Bhartiya Janta Party after leaving the Samajwadi Party, who gave him the ticket of Kanpur seat. Veteran actor Shatrughun Sinha is also contesting from his native Patna Saheb and actress Kirron Kher also got a ticket to fight from Chandigarh (I guess she is tired of judging India’s talent, so she is planning to judge Chandigarh’s talent in particular). The irony is Bollywood actors are turning into politicians, politicians are watching porn and porn stars are becoming Bollywood actors. Fhew..! No offense but Jai Hind! 

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