Modi- How the hell did this dog get in?
Head of securities- Sir I have no idea. We were all packed. But I don't know how that animal got inside?
Modi- We covered all the pitholes so well, why didn't we covered up for stray animals?
Amit Shah- we almost had all the stray animals cleared from Vijay Chowk, Rajghat, ITC Maurya. But I think we forgot our area.
Satish Upadhaya- Sir I think this is done by AAP. This dog must have been trained by Kejriwal himself. He is upset that we didn't invited him for the parade.
Kiran Bedi- But the stray animals are there all the time. They also disturb the traffic daily.
Modi- Whatever, I want to know how that dog got in.. as soon as possible.
(Meanwhile in media, the dog was named Dabbang Dog)
ABC News- Yeh jo Dabanng Dog aap dehk rahe hai issi tarah ka kutta Congress office ke bahar aksar dehkne ko milta hai..
'Times Now n Then'- The nation wants to know that from where did this Dabbang Dog came out from nowhere? Dabanng Dog breached the all the 7 circles of security and entered. Did the dog wanted to meet Obama or he belonged to some political group? The nation will know..
'Kab Tak'- Kutte ko ander aate dehk kya Obama darr gye? Janege aaj raat.. "DABBANG RETURNS"
Manish Tewari- This shows how irresponsible the preparations were. If a dog can enter the Rastrapati Bhavan, so can any terrorist. This has brought real shame to the nation.
Arvind Kejriwal- Desh ke sabse bade mehmaan ke aage inhone humari hassi udwa di ji. Iss ghatna ki jaanch honi chahiye. Yeh kya Delhi sambhalege. Insi ek kutta nahi sambhala. Hum vada krte hai ki humari sarkar agar aai toh Delhi se kutto ka naam-o-nishan mita denge ji.
Prakash Jhavrekar- This is congress's work. They did this to embarrass us in front of the world.
(At the end of day 1)
Modi- What do we have on that dog?
Amit Shah- Sir the dog is named "DABANNG DOG" by the media. He has more followers on twitter than you. Even his facebook page is getting hits.
Modi- How in the world he managed to come in? Catch every stray animal. I should not see any ever again (at least till Obama is here).
(Day 2)
Dabanng Dog and his friends watching the republic day parade.
Dabanng Dog- I love this country. I mean the way it works. I never received so much attention in my whole life. I use to chill out at Rastrapati Bhavan everyday. But thanks to Obama, I also got a name. I don't work for any political party, still Congress and AAP loves me. I'm no ordinary dog. I'm famous.
National anthem starts..Dabangg Dog n his friends salutes the flag.
